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The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

Bob Kevoian's Final Show

The BOB & TOM Show Free Podcast

The BOB & TOM Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2019

⏱️ 172 minutes

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Summary

Today is Bob Kevoian's 69th(!!!) birthday. To celebrate, we are sharing Bob's final show where we relive some of our favorite Bob moments. For more bits, click here: https://soundcloud.com/bobandtom/sets/the-best-of-bob Follow Bob's exploits here (link) and on twitter (link). Join VIP to get the full show podcast:: https://www.bobandtom.com/join-vip/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Will they find a home? Sponsored by GEICO, Jane doesn't mind an apartment with no elevator.

0:04.8

Five flights of stairs is five plates of cardio. Bob is a little less enthusiastic about stairs.

0:09.7

I hate stairs.

0:10.9

Compromise is tough, but these two won't have to compromise when they bundle renters

0:14.6

in car insurance with GEICO.

0:16.2

It's easy and they could save even more.

0:18.3

In the end, Jane and Bob found an apartment that's a four-story walkup.

0:22.2

And Bob? Yeah, there's a freight elevator she doesn't know about. What were you talking about? Oh, It's the Bob and Tom Show. I want to be Bob what more can I say.

0:57.0

I want to be Bob.

1:00.0

What more can I say? I would smoke and drink and play golf every day. I'd have a lady.

1:07.0

I would smoke and drink and play golf every day.

1:12.0

I'd have a lady for a catty. She could hold my balls while I play. I want to be Bob.

1:22.0

I want to be Bob I want to be Bob if I were Bob if I were Bob I bet that life would be so sweet.

1:35.0

Giving mustache rides to all the chicks I me

1:40.0

me.

1:41.0

I want to be Bob.

1:43.0

How happy I'd be.

1:47.0

Watching porno films all day on my big screen TV.

1:56.7

While a pretty girl with fabulous knockers services, me. I want to be Bob. We want to be Bob.

2:09.4

And I would cruise all over town in my new porch.

2:17.0

It's Porsche.

2:19.0

All the girls would say that I'm hung like a horse.

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