The Bob Hope Show

Hope Show. Thank you. ladies.

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Thank you. Ladies gentlemen, here we are at the Naval Testing Station at Inukern, here deep in the Mojave Desert.

And in all my years as a golfer, I've never seen so many people in a sand trap. Yes, sir.

And, I see.

Yes, sir.

And imagine that a Navy base in the desert.

This is quite a novelty.

It's the first time it was ever piped aboard a sand dune.

Very healthy place.

The climate up here is wonderful. Of course they do get a little wind.

A little wind.

That's in your current talk where Junior is missing. He must have dragged his anchor again.

I arrived during his stance trial. I went up to a status that, can you tell me where I'll find a town of Ridgecrest?

He said, we won't know till the wind stops blowing.

One of the sailors here told me about the only thing you can say for a sandstorm is that if you're

kissing a girl with too much lipstick it keeps you from skidding.

Quite a housing shortage up here, I saw a sign that read room for rent,

suitable for two civilians or eight Jack Rabbit.

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