The Pipton Show starring Bob Hope. I thank you so much. So much. How do you do ladies and gentlemen? This is Bob Priorities Hope telling you sailors to buy

Peps in a toothpaste and turn in your old tube and your teeth would be so bright you can get a better

looking girlfriend and turn in your old tub.

Well... tub. Well, here I am at the Great Lakes Naval Training Station. What a reception I got here. There were flowers spread all over the ground. And as I stepped out of the car, all the

over the sailors applauded four times

while I fell deep in the heart of an open manhole.

You know when a visiting celebrity arrives said they always have a big brass band at the station

to greet him. Well for me they had a campfire girl playing a harmonica. I'm hoping.

I hope, he said,

we'll be decided to skip it.

This is the great lakes country, one more drip won't make any difference.

I don't see why all the Midwestern people rave about the Great Lakes so much we have the same thing in California and in midair too.

There were two old ladies down here this afternoon they They just saw a sailor for the first time.

One of the points at the back of his pants

and said, good gracious Martha,

a girdle on the outside.

And these sailors here, I want to tell you the real he men I saw one sailor he had so much hair in his chest every time he swallowed his

Adam's apple took a trip through the jungle. I didn't want him to think I was a sissy so I walked up to one big sailor and I said,

listen here I'm tough.

You know what I did to him?

I made him carry me to the hospital. Of course I got a pretty good physique myself.

You know, when MGM saw Johnny Wismore in a bathing suit,

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