The pepstident show starring Bob Hope.

The pepstinine show,

the pepsident,

make right for merriment,

will shine tonight with brighter,

life here's hope that sunny Jen.

Ah, thank you so much.

How do you do, ladies and gentlemen, this is the Pepsidin in the kid Bob Hope still eating three meals a day with your teeth

I'm a little tired tonight. I just got back from the Santa Nita handicap

I would have been here sooner, but I stopped to have my barrel pressed.

Santa Anita, that's the outdoor version of you can't take it with you.

But really it's beautiful out there folks, the grass on the infield is gorgeous.

After the fourth race, I had some of it for lunch.

And they've enlarged Santa Nita this year and I want to tell you the whole place is run just like a machine.

A vacuum cleaner. I've never seen so many people in one place the crowds were so

heavy the pickpockets had to put on extra help. In fact they were so busy they wouldn't pick the pocket of a tweed suit the fuzz

slowed them up too much.

One pickpocket lifted my wallet and the list of the horses I was going to bet on.

He took one look at the list, handed me back my wallet and gave me an extra dollar for car fare.

And you should have seen the automobiles out there. I've never seen so many cars that look like the backyard of the finance company.

I hear Morgenthall wants to trade his job for the parking concession.

I came late and had to park at the end of the parking lot.

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