Well, I swan. Me too. So do I. How about you?

Yes, it's the new sw Show with our great singing star, Doris Day.

Well, I, Swan!

A new singing favorite Bill Farrell.

That's me!

Our guest Jack Benny, Irene Ryan, the four hits and a miss, the new less brown band.

We use one exclusively. How about you?

Yes, how about you?

Who me? My name is Robert Hop Along Hope. And now Bob Hope's one's eye view of the news. Princeton, New Jersey, hurried conferences in frantic alibis were the order of the day here

as the nation's poll takers sought to explain their disastrous error in predicting the results of last week's election.

Dr. Gallup was amazed at the outcome, but he wouldn't admit he was wrong.

Last night he was still peeking into the White House window and singing,

Maybe you'll be there. He was really unhappy when he saw the election returns he exclaimed it's the last time I take a house-to-house

survey from now on I'm going to ask people.

I called up Elmer Roper and said how can your predictions be so wrong?

He said you see we mathematicians make a prodigious

effort to ascertain by statistical and prognostication and political press to digitation

the approximate parallelisms. I said, what does that mean? He said, where can I get a job? And last Tuesday night Drew Pearson said over the radio, I predict Dewey will be elected by 1030.

At 11 o'clock he said I predict Dewey will be elected by 10 30 at 11 o'clock he said I predict the next morning he said I y yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah yah New York, New York, New York, phone company executives announced here today that

telephones for automobiles were at long last, ready and available for Mr.

average motorists.

I had a phone put in my car last week, but the wires must be crossed.

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