All right, people, this is a movie that I had no idea existed.

I mean, I was around at the time, and now I recall it being out, but this is one of those

movies that nobody wanted.

This poor movie.

This came and went to theaters.

They didn't give us a screening of it.

Nobody didn't want this poor little movie ready.

The movie didn't want the movie. Yeah it. Nobody didn't want this poor little movie right here.

The movie didn't want the movie. Poor little stupid-ass movie.

Nobody wanted this right here.

The movie's boat trip.

And I, you know, now, because we're doing these bad movie reviews, I have the opportunity

to go back and review some of those films that I thought

I had avoided a long time ago. You know, at the time I said, man, I dodged a bullet. Meanwhile,

they had a cannon pointed out of my head. Yeah. Some of smart bullets.

There's that red dot on my forehead.

Yeah, and I don't understand why this is something that failed because this is what they call, believe it or not people, this is what they call in Hollywood, high concept.

You got two grown-ass horny men who, one is trying to get back out there after being rejected from his girlfriend for marriage.

And the other guy, he just want to fuck.

But, you know, together they say, hey, but you need to get back out there and me just needing to find something

and needing a good wing man you and I can go out there and uh surely surely we can find a woman or two

to fulfill our sexual desires a cruise is the way to go a cruise is the way to go so we just met this

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