BMW tailgates me hard, so I trick him into chasing me over a tall bump that sends him flying.

Here's what happened.

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I'm driving to work a few months ago and getting close.

I have two turns remaining until I turn into the building.

It's just a few blocks away.

All side streets, no highways involved.

This guy behind me is in a black BMW, and he's on my butt the whole time.

I see him checking his phone, then making angry faces at me and getting closer and closer.

I speed up a bit thinking it might calm him down.

Five over.

Nope. Anyway, I make the first turn, and I'm on the street where my building is, maybe 600 yards up ahead.

The jerk is still behind me, driving inches from the back of my car and obviously ticked that

I'm still going the speed limit, maybe 35

on this street.

So I speed up a bit and see he does the same.

I drive an 8-year-old Toyota truck, not one of the big huge ones, but not one of the small ones.

I do have all terrain tires, and I've certainly driven through pastures, over rocks, popped

a curb or ten in my time.

My suspension is in good shape, and I have no problem treating my decade-old truck like a truck.

Well, as I get closer to my building, there's a large speed bump in the street, effectively to get people to

slow down as they approach the parking garage entrances.

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