Blurry Hysteria: Trigger-Happy Monks & Macarena Meltdowns | 440
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.3 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 30 July 2025
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
This week on Blurry Hysteria, enlightenment gets loaded and detention turns into a dance party.
First stop: Thailand, where one monk decided to solve a holy disagreement with a very unholy piece—yes, he shot a fellow monk after a heated temple debate. It’s like Kill Bill: Dharma Edition. Spoiler alert: Buddha does not approve of bullets in the lotus position.
Then, over in the UK, a teacher channels full chaos mode—swigging booze in class, swearing at students, and finishing it off with an impromptu performance of the Macarena. Was it a nervous breakdown or just Tuesday? Either way, it’s giving substitute teacher energy on meth.
Between misfiring monks and Macarena meltdowns, it’s another week where logic takes a backseat and Conspiracy Bot gets way too into interpretive dance.
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| 0:00.0 | The following is a fourth-hand production. |
| 0:02.5 | Oh, hello there. |
| 0:12.7 | It's a clarity hysteria. |
| 0:14.3 | Oh, hi, there. |
| 0:15.7 | Hey, didn't see you. |
| 0:17.7 | Thanks for coming here. |
| 0:18.2 | The nightmare has started. |
| 0:21.6 | Do you or someone |
| 0:22.6 | you live on the other side? |
| 0:23.6 | David here. |
| 0:26.2 | And we got some |
| 0:28.6 | we got a couple of weird |
| 0:30.8 | stories for you. |
| 0:31.8 | We're now sponsored by NPR. |
| 0:33.7 | That's what you guys don't realize. |
| 0:35.1 | So thanks for joining us. |
| 0:37.3 | Sit out by the fire. |
| 0:37.9 | I treasure it. |
| 0:41.5 | As you're listening to this, |
| 0:44.8 | maybe, |
| 0:45.6 | I have a show tonight in |
| 0:47.6 | Chicago. |
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