Blurry Hysteria: Smoking Marathon in the Outhouse!
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 23 November 2022
⏱️ 17 minutes
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Summary
Holy hell, do we live in a weird world or what?!?! This week it’s a Chain-Smoking Marathon Runner AND a warning by the US National Park Service to stop licking toads to get high, it’s killing them... and you!
News Stories Mentioned: Chain-Smoking Marathoner- https://www.huffpost.com/entry/chain-smoking-marathon-cigarettes-china_n_6374c271e4b0283a8d168214?fbclid=IwAR2n1kKGxJKdY-bGXqFiMSR-nEgXyeOTPa47noqphLkzWcQhpuHtLs5CtsI Stop Licking Toads! - https://www.huffpost.com/entry/sonoran-desert-toad-licking_n_6368b860e4b0eb51ab119e8c?fbclid=IwAR0aC5I5bzV6W27MJh-bDaX04Hpcwbt635l3FRRplnGEINrlPT6MSfYb0Zs
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| 0:00.0 | Hey there, this is Kevin from The Sad Times Podcast. |
| 0:09.8 | On Sad Times each week, we invite guests on to tell stories about some of the most difficult |
| 0:14.3 | times in their lives. |
| 0:16.2 | Our goal is not to solve, diagnose, or fix the difficulties, but to have real, sometimes |
| 0:21.2 | humorous, as much as possible, conversations about the sad times we all share. |
| 0:26.8 | We'll not always discuss these times remain universal, and we hope in here in the stories |
| 0:31.9 | of others you find yourself feeling a little less alone. |
| 0:34.6 | Please come join the conversation at sadtimespodcast.com or wherever you get your podcast. |
| 0:40.7 | That's Sad Times Podcast, a subsidiary of Omni Sad brought to you by the Human Condition. |
| 0:57.2 | Well, it's time for another blurry hysteria. |
| 1:01.2 | I'm shooting my six shooters in the air. |
| 1:05.2 | Yee-haw! |
| 1:06.6 | You, Brent! |
| 1:08.6 | What's up? |
| 1:10.6 | Oh, not enough. |
| 1:11.6 | I'll tell you that right now. |
| 1:12.6 | It's cold. |
| 1:13.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:14.6 | It's rainy. |
| 1:15.6 | I've gotten snow a couple times now, so I hate the world. |
| 1:18.6 | I'm about to eat my weight in pizza and then try to sleep to the winter and see how that |
| 1:23.6 | treats me. |
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