Blurry Hysteria: Jurassic Sharks & Tarmac Snacks | 438
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.3 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 25 June 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
This week on Blurry Hysteria, we dive deep—literally—into prehistoric weirdness and modern airport madness.
First up, scientists exploring Kentucky’s Mammoth Cave have uncovered two brand new species of ancient sharks, proving that even in a cave, life finds a way to terrify you. Fossilized jaws, razor teeth, and the lingering dread that somewhere down there might be one still chewing. Take a bite out of ancient history with us—just mind your fingers.
Then we taxi straight onto the chaos of Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport, where a food delivery driver was caught joyriding across the tarmac like it was DoorDash: Fast & Furious Edition. Why follow signs when you can follow your gut right onto the runway?
From subterranean sea beasts to security breaches with snacks, this episode has it all: fossils, fries, and a side of “how is this real?”
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| 0:00.0 | We want to hear the real story behind the rock artists, the albums, and the songs that have become the soundtrack of your life straight from the legends who live with them? |
| 0:08.0 | I'm Adam Reeder, the Professor of Rock, and on the Professor of Rock podcast, we go deep, deep into the heart of the music that defines us and our greatest memories. |
| 0:16.0 | Exclusive interviews, behind the scenes moments, and the untold truths of rock's greatest hits, |
| 0:21.2 | told by the artist themselves, |
| 0:22.8 | stories you won't find anywhere else. |
| 0:24.9 | If music moves you, this is your backstage pass. |
| 0:28.0 | Subscribe now to the Professor of Rock podcast. |
| 0:30.9 | The following is a fourth-hand production. |
| 0:41.4 | What's up, this one. |
| 0:43.9 | Welcome to another blurry. |
| 0:46.4 | What's going on? |
| 0:47.5 | There's Brent. |
| 0:48.4 | It's me, David. |
| 0:49.4 | It is. |
| 0:50.9 | David, I got news. |
| 0:53.3 | The walls going up in the studio. |
| 0:56.4 | Oh, the walls are up good. |
| 0:59.2 | They have not come tumbling down yet, so. |
| 1:01.6 | Well, the walls are. |
| 1:03.1 | My walls, I mean, they're up. |
| 1:05.8 | The, the skeletons up, yes. Yes, yes. |
| 1:06.8 | It's like you're watching your studio being grown in a vat. |
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