Blurry Hysteria: Bigfoot Bud & Raccoon Rodeo | 435
Hysteria 51
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🗓️ 18 June 2025
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
This week on Blurry Hysteria, we saddle up for a backwoods double feature that’s fuzzier than a Sasquatch in a fur coat during molting season.
First up, a cannabis dispensary in Oklahoma is high on the hunt for Bigfoot—offering discounts to anyone who brings in photographic proof of the hairy legend. Because nothing pairs better with a blurry cryptid sighting than a fresh eighth and a coupon. Is this marketing genius, or just another smoke signal to the stoner cryptozoology community?
Then we head east to Kentucky, where a man known only as Cowboy Cody is accused of unleashing a raccoon into a bar… on purpose. Why? Unclear. But charges include trespassing, resisting arrest, and—naturally—failure to maintain required insurance. We’re not sure what’s wilder: the raccoon, Cody, or the bar’s Yelp reviews.
From the forest to the dive bar, it’s a full-blown feral frenzy this week on Blurry Hysteria. So roll up, raccoon up, and prepare for the weirdest news roundup this side of the Mississippi.
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| 0:48.8 | Welcome in Hysteria Nation to another very hysteria. |
| 0:54.0 | It's so blurry. I can't see anything. It's so blurry. |
| 0:55.0 | I can't see anything. |
| 0:55.9 | It's so blurry. |
| 0:57.7 | That's because you've got ill-fitting contacts. |
| 0:59.9 | I do. |
| 1:00.6 | I've been bitching the whole time that my contact is moving. |
| 1:04.5 | I got old band problems here. |
| 1:06.5 | My contact's moving and my foot hurts when I walk. |
| 1:09.7 | Look at that cloud. |
| 1:12.0 | Somebody ought to do something about it. |
| 1:14.0 | You know what I don't think that people listen to this show understand is that when we set a time to record, |
| 1:19.2 | we're not going to record for 30 minutes because we just bitch at one another about life for the first. |
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