Blurry Hysteria: Hairy Dodo Action | BONUS
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 February 2023
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Everyone knows that one guy (or girl) that seems to be WAY too hairy. Well, now science says we can all enjoy the benefits of all over hair, and I mean ALL OVER. It’s is as simple as unlocking our dormant genes, duh! Plus, the Dodo could be making its way to a table near you! All that and more this week on Blurry Hysteria!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey there, this is Kevin from The Sad Times Podcast. |
| 0:09.8 | On Sad Times each week, we invite guests on to tell stories about some of the most difficult |
| 0:14.3 | times in their lives. |
| 0:16.2 | Our goal is not to solve, diagnose, or fix the difficulties, but to have real, sometimes |
| 0:21.2 | humorous, as much as possible, conversations about the sad times we all share. |
| 0:26.8 | We'll not always discuss these times remain universal, and we hope in here in the stories |
| 0:31.9 | of others you find yourself feeling a little less alone. |
| 0:34.6 | Please come join the conversation at sadtimespodcast.com or wherever you get your podcast. |
| 0:40.7 | That's Sad Times Podcast, a subsidiary of Omni Sad brought to you by the Human Condition. |
| 0:57.8 | Hello there, welcome to hysteria, 51 presents blurry hysteria, a blurry hysteria production, |
| 1:08.8 | a blurry hysteria production, welcome in you blurry bastards, we got to keep it rolling. |
| 1:16.8 | That's that's your names now, deal with it. |
| 1:19.9 | You don't get to choose a nickname chooses you. |
| 1:23.8 | That's right. |
| 1:24.8 | All you podcast listeners out there, you owe me 50 nazi scelps and I want my scelps. |
| 1:33.8 | Hey, come on now, we don't want to alienate all our Nazi fans. |
| 1:39.8 | I sure do. |
| 1:40.8 | Fans bars who are Nazis, that is Nazi fans, fuck off, hot take, hot take. |
| 1:49.7 | So hot. |
| 1:50.7 | Oh my god. |
| 1:51.7 | Oh my god. |
| 1:52.7 | Everybody takes are so hot right now, boy, it's, I get this way when it's early, it is |
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