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Hysteria 51

ForthHand Media

Social Sciences, Paranormal, True Crime, Aliens, Conspiracy, Supernatural, History, Science, Comedy

4.3 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2023

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

Buckle up as we dive headfirst into the world of cubic creatures and sticky situations. Our hosts Brent & David will guide you through the uncharted waters of Hong Kong's ponds where a bizarre, 24-eyed creature has recently been discovered. They'll uncover the secrets of this peculiar pond dweller and ponder the question: What does it mean to be truly "squared" away? But that's not all! Our intrepid hosts will also journey to the Mars Wrigley factory, where an unexpected incident has left two workers swimming in a sea of chocolate. We'll explore the finer points of occupational hazards in the confectionery world and investigate the age-old question: Is there such a thing as too much chocolate? Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0	I
0:09.0	Come in to another blurry hysteria. Hi, I'm David. That's Brent. What's up Brent? Dinging the bell, you know, just ding in the bell
0:18.9	Recovering from last week was snake episode, you know, and
0:23.6	Went outside couldn't find any gold in the backyard. I'm ready to start a new this week. Well, I got
0:29.8	I got a real nice treat for you. This is this is the way we all want to die
0:36.8	Crushed to death by titties. It's crushed death by titties, isn't it?
0:41.0	This is the second second best way to die. Oh
0:44.9	Having my thumb up the butt of
0:47.8	The pulse of weirder. What did you say last week?
0:51.7	That's it you get you get your thumb up the butt of paranormal weirdity. I bet we're gonna talk about chocolate if I had a
0:58.8	You know death by chocolate if I had a guess then, right? You are absolutely unequivocally not mistaken
1:09.1	Behind titties and butt stuff is chocolate. Who knew? Exactly
1:14.7	Consuracy bot who sent this this one Mike Jenkins. There it is. Well, thank you so much for that. Thank you for this
1:21.1	This is fun. This so it comes to us from BBC from the from the big
1:27.5	Black communications
1:30.9	Big beautiful big beautiful cocks is who sent us this
1:38.5	BBC news reports Mars Riggly factory find after two workers fall into chocolate vat
1:46.4	Hey, we're gonna have to give you a fine knock that shit off
1:50.6	That's that's the corrects of this so apparently
1:56.1	The Mars Riggly factory in the city of Elizabeth town
1:59.1	I didn't I didn't check to see if this is a Elizabeth town could tucky. I don't think there's a chocolate factory there, but I could be wrong
2:07.6	this is
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