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Hysteria 51

Blurry Hysteria: Cybertruck Missile Launchers & Florida’s Robot Bunny Army | 445

Hysteria 51

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Conspiracy, History, Supernatural, Aliens, True Crime, Paranormal, Comedy, Science

4.41.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

This week on Blurry Hysteria, we're plugging into the absurdity matrix with military-grade trucks and carrot-chasing tech.

First up: The U.S. Air Force has big Elon energy as it considers Tesla Cybertrucks as mobile missile launchers. Because nothing screams “stealth warfare” like a stainless-steel wedge tearing across the desert, ready to launch payloads and post about it on X. Buckle up—this isn’t your grandpa’s Cold War.

Then it’s off to Florida (because of course it is), where robotic rabbits are being deployed to help test roadside sensors. Yes, Florida is now a place where bunny-bots roam freely in the name of traffic safety. Somewhere, a real rabbit is deeply offended.

It’s tech gone wild in the best (and worst) ways, and Conspiracy Bot’s already volunteering to be retrofitted with missile pods and bunny ears.

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0:00.0

The following is a fourth-hand production.

0:10.4

What's up,

0:11.1

vision?

0:11.5

Hello there.

0:12.7

Hello there.

0:15.5

Welcome to another.

0:16.8

Hello.

0:17.6

Blurry hysteria.

0:19.2

Brint's over there.

0:20.1

I'm here.

0:55.5

I'm over there somewhere. I'm loving it, man. If the, the humidity dropped, it's like getting in the 70s, lower 80s, upper 70s, no humidity. It's perfect time of year. Gorgeous. That fall is teasing. Just the perfect time for the studio to almost be done and I'll have to spend all my time inside. So thank the Lord, right? Perfect. How far out? They, they did. So they delivered the, they delivered all the flooring and they're this week, I think today or tomorrow, I haven't been out there to look. They're delivering all the drywall and we picked colors for the paint.

0:59.8

But the hold up, I didn't know what's going on, is the county doing the last inspection.

1:02.5

And they, so they have to, as soon as they inspect it, then you put all the walls up and

1:05.2

then finish the, you know, from the rough end to finishing all the, uh, electrical and plumbing and stuff.

1:13.4

So lots of hurry up and wait, unfortunately.

1:16.6

And it's, our construction guys have been doing this, have been great.

1:20.0

And they've been great about keeping us updated.

1:22.0

But I feel bad for them too because they're just like, it's not to see.

1:25.0

We have a lot of like the county's just been slow. And because they're overworked just because like we'll get to it uh

1:32.9

you know and you know we have that whole house generator which is amazing but they had to move it

1:38.9

for the because of where we're building well they can't install it till the end because of

1:44.4

the gas and all that stuff it's got to be the last thing so you know all summer we've had

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