Blurry Hysteria: Cocaine Sharks and Warp Drives | 382
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
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🗓️ 31 July 2024
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
It's Weird News Time!
First up, we've got sharks off the coast of Brazil getting an unexpected high—turns out these sea creatures tested positive for cocaine! Is it a new species of "party sharks," or are we just witnessing the side effects of ocean pollution? Join us as we unravel the mystery behind these cokehead cartilaginous fish.
Next, we jump into the cosmos with news that sounds straight out of a sci-fi movie—a warp drive that might actually work within known physics! Is Star Trek about to become reality, or is this just another case of science fiction creeping into the lab? We'll break down the science (or lack thereof) behind this groundbreaking concept and speculate on when we can expect to zip across the galaxy at warp speed.
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Party Sharks: https://news.sky.com/story/sharks-off-brazil-coast-test-positive-for-cocaine-13183543
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| 0:00.0 | What's up nation? We're back with another blurry hysteria. |
| 0:06.7 | What's up nation? We're back with another blurry hysteria. |
| 0:10.8 | That's Brent Hand way over over there coming to you from the lower part of the |
| 0:16.7 | the NASCAR track known as Chicago and Tennessee yeah I'm a pole in double duty. I am I'm in the good old shy town area right now so you're winning the |
| 0:30.0 | Burr right now. Yeah yeah 92 degrees and humid so what a fun day. Oh yummy which is you know Chicago |
| 0:38.7 | is always hot and humid. I was really surprised when we were moving down to Tennessee. |
| 0:43.2 | Everyone's like, oh, it's so cold there all the time. |
| 0:44.7 | Like, no, no, we have shit all the time. |
| 0:48.4 | Terrible summers, terrible winters. |
| 0:51.0 | Thirteen minutes of spring and fall. You get the blurs of both worlds. I'm David Flora. I'm over here in |
| 0:57.9 | Kali Rotti, which I can't trust the little thermometer on my computer because it seems like it's been |
| 1:06.7 | stuck on 70 light rain for days and it's not it's very sunny and hot right now so yeah yeah that's just a man keeping you down I updated it's 80 it's 80 it's 80 clear |
| 1:21.1 | hot and terrible so that's why I'm inside. |
| 1:24.0 | You know, that's great though. It's not, you know, I'm happy for you. |
| 1:28.0 | Thanks. |
| 1:30.0 | Yeah, so, yeah, it's been warm, we're getting ready to be moving so we we pack up on the 12th through the 16th or the 15th I think it is so it's it's coming down to |
| 1:41.8 | Getting real this whole move. |
| 1:44.1 | And yeah, I'm excited and stressed beyond belief. |
| 1:49.5 | So I got that going for me. |
| 1:52.4 | I'm a fat guy. They need to calm down the stress I'm gonna have a |
| 1:54.6 | fucking heart attack. It's true though right? It's true yes thank you. |
| 1:59.8 | Well I mean you you know, I- |
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