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slash setup welcome in hysteria Nation to a sad photos edition of the Wednesday weird news.

You got me, David, and I'm here with our special guest, Kevin Crispin. Kevin, what's going on?

Hey, what's up, David? Not much. You know, as we were talking right before we recorded, everything's going great over here. How about you?

Yeah, you know, peachy keen. I have turned the keys over to the theater to some of the kids in the valley here where I'm at.

And so I've got some semblance of a life back.

And it's just, it's nice.

It's nice.

Yeah, I mean, as long as I've known you, you've always been running from this thing to that thing and like basically burning the candle at both

ends. So is this going to, so hopefully this will be a, you know, you'll be able to burn the

candle only at one end and then go back to bed, bath, and beyond when you need another candle.

You know what? The clearance section and beyond, the beyond part is pretty wild and I treasure it.

So I might only burn it at one end, but there's a lot of projects I'd like to get into.

So we'll see.

But for now, I'm enjoying getting to just kind of take a breath and spend time with my wife and all that good stuff.

So anyways, we have a couple of stories here that popped up on the old news feed.

Pretty crazy stuff.

Yeah, I'd say so.

And I think I will start us off here.

Okay, sounds good.

ABC4.com out of Salt Lake City.

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