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🗓️ 30 May 2022
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Mom... I got you something... It’s a thong! Probably not what you want for Mother’s Day! Then again, maybe you do. We don’t kink shame here at H51. But that is just what some Pennsylvania mothers got from their local Catholic school. Plus, the 3 Fingered Alien “body” makes the rounds again from Nazca!
News Stories Mentioned:
Panty Flowers - https://www.wearecentralpa.com/news/regional-news/school-accidentally-sells-mothers-day-roses-with-thong-inside-unfortunate-mistake/?fbclid=IwAR0hv9uaBBm7Z2oIVQRjogPggpL2v9wbDngKUYqXcx5Ire5EZgh4WVN2_qs
3 Fingered Alien - https://m.en.24newsjustall.com/three-fingered-alien-mummy-dug-up-in-peru-could-be-new-species-of-human-dna-test-suggests/
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0:00.0 | Welcome in, everyone, to another blurry hysteria. Not some man this week, sir. We're not |
0:15.6 | so mad. I'm ringing my hands like I'm, yes. I love it's coming through. It's real |
0:21.3 | excited for this one. Oh, yes. There's, we're talking about panties. We're talking |
0:29.2 | about panties. So as you guys know, if you want to hear yourselves in here, send us an |
0:33.7 | email weird at hysteria51.com, W-E-I-R-D, at hysteria51.com. We're going to play your |
0:39.7 | stuff as long as it's not real shitty and you're a fucking idiot. Now, whoa. Damn. That's why |
0:49.0 | you rub those hands together. Oh, you fucking idiots. Yeah. Ready to go on. Now, as long |
0:55.6 | as it's in line with this stuff, we're going to happy to take a peek at it and throw it |
1:00.4 | on the show. So get them in weird at hysteria51.com. Without further ado, you let the cat |
1:07.0 | of the bag there. See what it did. Cat pussy. It is. Brint. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. How |
1:16.4 | many lattes have you swam already today? So I got up super early. I've been running around. |
1:20.8 | I am one monster at about three red bulls into my day right now. My heart is, it's not |
1:28.0 | less beating. It's just humming. Yeah. So we are date line Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania school, |
1:38.8 | St. Anselms, Ann Selms, Catholic school in Philadelphia, had organized a Mother's Day plant sale |
1:46.8 | ahead of the holiday. And guess what? The faux flowers contained thong underwear. Yeah. |
1:55.7 | Yeah. A representative of the of the Archdiocese of Philadelphia told the news that the incident |
2:00.8 | was a result of a mixup, which they apologized deeply. They said it wasn't done on purpose. |
2:07.2 | I need to mix up the flower in a thong. Well, so it's folded up. And there's a video, which |
2:12.1 | I know you guys can't see, but I wanted to play because a lot of the parents were posting things |
2:16.5 | onto social media. Here's a quick Instagram probably. It's like 20 seconds. It's on Facebook here. |
2:25.5 | So the dad is looking at the flower that the mom had got. So here it is one second. |
2:31.0 | Open up the froze. Open it. Oh my god. I see it already. |
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