All right listen up meat sacks, the idiots are switching things up again this week.

Monday is weird news time with blurry hysteria and Wednesday is the regular episode.

It's the Kelly Hopkinsville encounter, the birth of little green men this hump day so make sure to skip that dumpster fire.

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And remember, I hate you all but by my bot booze.

Welcome in to blurry hysteria, I am David Flora, he is Brent hand.

I'm the very sexy Brent hand.

I'm feeling very sexy today. I don't know why.

Do it. Do it. Own it. Own that sexy.

Oh yeah, absolutely. Own it. We got some good stories here today.

Well, I'm fat and we're talking about Oreos, so I'm already for today.

All the way from the moon to the gas station.

And it's not a gas station moon pie. Yeah, road snack. Yeah, yeah, fuck moon pies.

Tell you what, you just said something. So I had to go to Wisconsin,

Lisa and I had to go pick some stuff up for a friend and it was like a seven hour round trip.

And we did the whole ahead and in a long time, I'm a drug mule for overstate commerce.

I had to go, we stopped at the gas station and I went over the border first and we stopped

at the gas station to see if they had different snacks and stuff. And we totally ate that junk food,

you know, gas station soda and moon pie. I didn't have a moon pie, but you know,

you buy all that just randomness. We bought some, she bought some pork rinds, they called them

bacon, somethings. They were the saltiest thing I've ever eaten in my life. And I like salty stuff.

And these tasted like it was a mistake. Wow. But yeah, I'll take that challenge.

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