Hey nation brin here just a quick note before we get going this week we are switching up episodes

this week we are doing our blurry hysteria weird news episode on Monday and we are doing our regular

episode on Wednesday so that some of you that might not even know we're doing episodes on Wednesdays

now now you can hear us do either our picks of the week or if we have them listener sent in weird

news stories from around the globe hope you enjoy this this is a new feature that we're doing

every week we're releasing them early on patreon no ads and then they go out on the regular feed

every Wednesday so we hope you like it give it a listen here regular episode will be up this Wednesday

so no difference you're not missing out anything we're just switching up the order a little bit

see you guys can check out blurry hysteria

oh and welcome in to another blurry hysteria i'm david flora what's up i'm brin and hi how's it going

david we made a pact before this one much less penis this week that's just i know i mean it was

it was i mean forced upon us it was foisted no one wants to be this forced upon you that's just

a universal truth a pact is a pact and and all of our blood has sealed this one so we've got another

couple of stories for you this one i thought was kind of interesting and of course it's it's click

baity with the the headline of this most of the weird stories are most of them they get sent

i go wow and then you read it you go well it was kind of a bait and switch but it's still kind of

cool you know you up this one's funny um i guess this was actually published in october of last year

and updated uh in january i don't know why it's on like the news uh feed it's it's a middle of

april if not the end of april already uh but the uh the article reads archaeologists believe

they've discovered the tomb of santa clause that's right children santa's dead and has been

for a long time and it's all your fault and it's all Nietzsche's fault when when you're

a elf on the shelf tone what you did he couldn't take it anymore and he fucking

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