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🗓️ 20 April 2022
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Break out the candles and pop open some wine, it’s time to get sexy…. Or at least talk about whale dorks and alien babies on this week’s haul of weird stories. You do you, we don’t kink shame! And, we have our first listener article this week, “UFOs left 'radiation burns' and 'unaccounted for pregnancies,' new Pentagon report claims”. Plus, David brings us some hard-hitting facts with “No, the Loch Ness Monster was not a whale's penis”. Or so they want us to believe!
News Stories Mentioned:
Space Babies - https://www.livescience.com/ufo-report-human-biological-injuries
Loch Ness Naughty Bits - https://www.livescience.com/loch-ness-monster-not-a-whale-penis?fbclid=IwAR2aZcA7j9wqYyEZMZnTg31u7JFPb1ZrZOsLaVYtJ7LtDf0j_FGKmGoHs_M
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0:00.0 | We're back, and I scream like that. No one's gonna come back ever again. |
0:16.5 | The black. |
0:19.5 | But boy, I'm excited to share something with you, and by you, I mean all of you, and not just you, Mr. Flora, we got a first email. |
0:28.4 | We got a first email for blurry hysteria. Yeah, weird at hysteria51.com email address, saying, Hey, all you cats and kittens, I don't think it said that it actually didn't really say anything. |
0:43.1 | It's Carol Baskins, it was just a do this. It was from L.I.L.I.A.S. How would you pronounce that? |
0:55.8 | L-I-A-S. |
1:03.4 | Lyleus? Lyleus is what came to mind, but we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we'll, we're going to the, the evil that is Google. |
1:18.6 | Here it is. I'm gonna see I got it typed in. Here it says |
1:22.0 | Lilius. There might be two L's there because I am half blind. Yeah, there's two L's there. |
1:31.4 | L-I-L-I-S. So anyway, Lilius, I am very sorry for not knowing how to pronounce your name. |
1:37.9 | There's no other information. So it was just the name in there. She sins and I'm assuming |
1:42.4 | it's a she. If not, I apologize. He, she, they sent us. You opposed left radiation |
1:48.6 | burns. And that's not the only important part, Mr. Flora. Unaccounted for pregnancy is |
1:54.4 | new Pentagon report claims, which is something that we've looked at and I've seen before. |
1:58.4 | It has been talked about. It's kind of one of those things that you hear about that. |
2:02.7 | You know, well, now the Pentagon's even saying, yeah, yeah, OJC isn't alone. There's been |
2:08.7 | so much. That's what it's. I was going to say this is this is pretty holy here. This is |
2:16.3 | getting a little theological. Yeah, right. It's encounters with UFOs have reportedly, reportedly, |
2:22.8 | left American suffering from radiation burns, brain and nervous system damage, and even |
2:28.6 | unaccounted for pregnancies, according to a massive database of US government reports recently |
2:34.2 | made public through a Freedom of Information Act for you coming to us and coming through |
2:40.1 | in the clinch again, man. If the database of documents includes more than 1500 pages of |
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