Blurry Hysteria 13: Bigfoot Summoning Beetlejuice | BONUS
Hysteria 51
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🗓️ 22 August 2022
⏱️ 16 minutes
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Summary
There you are, minding your own business, noodling for catfish and some yahoo decides to summon Bigfoot to kill you. So, you kill him of course and boom, they want YOU to go to jail... tail as old as time. Or maybe it only happens on Oklahoma, but wither way we are talking it this week. Plus, scientists catch Betelgeuse, a star 1400 times larger than our sun, getting dim. What the hell is going on??? Listen to find out this week on Blurry Hysteria!
News Stories Mentioned:Bigfoot Noodles - https://www.fox23.com/news/man-arrested-killing-noodling-partner-claims-bigfoot-defense/AIULXSG5EVHKVMC67JMMBGDS4E/?fbclid=IwAR1xX7u-q4R7XBCjxce_H6g2HQ_AHuIDyQ_BhLci62-vCFcdsiGaVV3t3tIBetelgeuse Gets Tired - https://www.livescience.com/betelgeuse-blowout?fbclid=IwAR3QA-K6si2Hgs-kPKWvtJGRawcsPilIQ6IGUvqWc22qxSZG877s2zHjjQw
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, welcome in everybody. What's cracking? David, how goes for you, sir? |
| 0:16.5 | Well, it's fast and furious. The days are getting shorter and the things to do, the list |
| 0:23.3 | of things to do is getting longer. Oh, amen. That has been gorgeous here, though. Today's |
| 0:26.7 | I was 77 with a low of like 69 and gorgeous. It's overcast as far as like, you know, that |
| 0:34.3 | just means I'm not like frying in the sun. I'm okay with that. Sure. As a fat guy, I like |
| 0:40.0 | to live my life like a vampire out of the sun. That night, I drink the blood of my enemies. |
| 0:46.4 | Oh, yeah. I mean, they're part and parcel and I don't know if you know this, but that's |
| 0:52.3 | what actually keeps your skin looking young and fresh. Yeah, I don't care. My mom told |
| 0:57.9 | me this. It was probably 300 years ago that. Any who we got a couple stories from a couple |
| 1:07.7 | of listeners this week coming at you. Mine comes from Doug. Do it, Doug. Mine comes from |
| 1:14.8 | Doug. He sends us one from Oklahoma Fox, 23 Fox news, 23 man arrested for killing noodling |
| 1:23.0 | partner claims big foot defense. I'm already in love with that story right off the bat on |
| 1:29.4 | this one. So this comes from his tone pack. Ponta talk County, Oklahoma, no global, an |
| 1:36.7 | Oklahoma man. I started to chew on my words there was arrested for killing a federal |
| 1:42.5 | fellow Newtler in Ponta talk County claiming the killing was related to a big foot summoning. |
| 1:50.8 | According to the Oklahoma statue, Bureau of this is misspelled in here at state Bureau |
| 1:59.0 | of investigations. Come on, Fox news, Larry Sanders and Jimmy night and we're noodling |
| 2:05.4 | in the South Canadian River and July 9th when a fight broke out between them and Sandler, |
| 2:11.0 | Sanders reportedly hit and strangled night and so Sanders appeared to be under the influence |
| 2:16.7 | of something said the county sheriff John Christian. You don't say his statement was that |
| 2:22.9 | Mr. night and summoned big foot to come and kill him. And that's why he had to kill Mr. |
| 2:28.7 | night and it only made fucking sense that just sounds like it's it's self defense right |
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