Bluetooth, known for being technology, famous for being pairing tech. Nobody thinks much whole new podcast episode of podcast all about why being alive is more interesting than people think it is.

My name is Alex Schmidt.

I'm not alone because I'm joined by my co-host, Katie Golden.

Katie!

Yes.

What is your relationship to or opinion of Bluetooth?

So, aliens came to Earth approximately, what, like 35 years ago, and did introduce the technology.

Great.

They were like, oh, we are bad about the, like, when we were making your pyramids for you we forgot to give you

bluetooth uh and they are blue blue aliens and bluetooth is like code for them for turning our teeth

blue so this is why I never used Bluetooth.

Instead, I tie a piece of twine between two Dixie cups when I want to communicate.

I'm glad the twine and the Dixie cups are all paper.

It's a very sustainable.

Yeah.

These tin cans will never break down. Yeah. The way to live.

Yeah. No, I actually, I use Bluetooth all the time. I sometimes have trouble sleeping, so I have these like headphones that are like, it's like a headband, but it's got headphones really thin ones in it.

It makes me look like a huge dork, but it does help me sleep because then I can listen

stuff, ASMR boring podcasts.

So not this podcast because it's too exciting.

I stay awake.

Yeah, the show Sleeping with Celebrities is boring.

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