"Blue Origin Jokes & ISS Drill Incident Flashback" 4/14/25

Quite Frankly

Society & Culture

4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Jeff Bezos brought a gaggle of all-female celebrities into space on Monday morning, and so we are going to be opening a hotline, and reading from a show thread, dedicated to the best jokes on this matter. This also gave me the perfect excuse to finally read through the backstory on the 2018 "Drilled Hole Incident" on the International Space Station. The general open line will be active as well, but this should be more than enough for tonight's Tee-Ball shortened broadcast. Unleash Your Brain w/ Keto Brainz Nootropic Promo code FRANKLY: https://tinyurl.com/2cess6y7 Read This Month's Newsletter: https://t.co/eMCYWuTi6p Elevation Blend Coffee & Official QF Mugs: https://www.coffeerevolution.shop/category/quite-frankly Official QF Apparel: https://tinyurl.com/f3kbkr4s Sponsor The Show and Get VIP Perks: https://www.quitefrankly.tv/sponsor One-Time Tip: http://www.paypal.me/QuiteFranklyLive Send Holiday cards, Letters, and other small gifts, to the Quite Frankly P.O. Box! 15 East Putnam Ave, #356 Greenwich, CT, 06830 Send Crypto: BTC: 1EafWUDPHY6y6HQNBjZ4kLWzQJFnE5k9PK Leave a Voice Mail: https://www.speakpipe.com/QuiteFrankly Quite Frankly Socials: Twitter/X: @QuiteFranklyTV Instagram: @QuiteFranklyOfficial Discord Chat: https://discord.gg/KCdh92Fn GUILDED Chat: https://tinyurl.com/kzrk6nxa Official Forum: https://tinyurl.com/k89p88s8 Telegram: https://t.me/quitefranklytv Truth: @QuiteFrankly GETTR: @QuiteFrankly MINDS: @QuiteFrankly Gab: @QuiteFrankly Streaming Live On: QuiteFrankly.tv (Powered by Foxhole) Youtube: https://tinyurl.com/yc2cn395 BitChute: https://tinyurl.com/46dfca5c Rumble: https://tinyurl.com/yeytwwyz Kick: https://kick.com/quitefranklytv Audio On Demand: Spotify: https://spoti.fi/301gcES iTunes: http://apple.co/2dMURMq Amazon: https://amzn.to/3afgEXZ SoundCloud: https://tinyurl.com/yc44m474

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The Believe me, when I tell you that I'm leaving, I'll tell you that I'm leaving, I'll tell you that I need you Just for tonight
0:40.3	Hold me
0:44.3	Tell me I'm the only
0:47.3	Tell me that you love me
0:51.3	One more time One more time
0:56.0	Yes
1:10.0	Can I stay here just for tonight Can I stay here just for tonight Yes.
1:13.6	Can I stay here just for tonight?
1:22.6	It's 7.30, it's a little bit later than we usually do, but it's okay because T-ball has commenced and I just saw the cutest damn thing. I hate that I have to describe it as being cute, because I know how these kids end up.
1:29.3	Smelly.
1:31.3	12-year-old onion-smelling little runts show up at 9.30 in the morning,
1:36.7	smelling like they've just been clubbing all night.
1:38.7	Like, what the hell is wrong with you, kids?
1:41.2	I had to have several, several very, very serious, not without jokes,
1:47.3	of course, but serious team meetings over the years where I would not address any child directly,
1:54.9	but I say, guys, Saturday's game, I want you guys here showing up, half hour early, at least, I want you showered.
2:08.0	And make sure you've already eaten.
2:10.8	Cup of applesauce.
2:12.5	Don't get yourself an egg sandwich or anything else like that.
2:15.1	It's going to weigh you down.
2:16.3	Cup of applesauce, something, you know, readily available carb, okay?
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