Bloop Bloop

2 Dope Queens

WNYC Studios

Up, Storytelling, Jessica, Brooklyn, Phoebe, Robinson, Comedy Interviews, Williams, Stand, Dope, Race, Queens, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 13.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2016

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

In this brand new bonus epi, Phoebe bloop bloops the very first time she has sex. Plus, a love story from comedian Ted Alexandro, who just finished a tour with Jim Gaffigan. Hey, get your life together and subscribe to Phoebe's new podcast, Sooo Many White Guys, featuring interviews with performers, musicians, authors and artists who are killing it in their fields--and who aren't straight up white dudes! Don't worry, there will be a token white guy, too. Eventually. Get tickets to our next live show on WNYC.org/2dopequeens Guest Comedian: Ted Alexandro --- Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate. --- About the podcast: Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday. Produced by WNYC Studios www.wnycstudios.org --- Follow 2 Dope Queens on Twitter: @2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Instagram: @2DopeQueens Like 2 Dope Queens on Facebook: www.facebook.com/2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Tumblr: www.2dopequeens.tumblr.com

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0:00.0	When the moon hits your alaco big piece of high that's summary.
0:11.4	When the pain hits your face and you don't know what to do that's a moray.
0:18.6	And we've all been there in that second scenario.
0:20.6	You ever hit, you ever hit like that?
0:21.6	I mean I have nothing to hide anymore.
0:23.8	Yeah.
0:24.8	Actually I don't think I've ever been Peans laughed.
0:26.5	Now that I'm thinking about it, no one's ever done that.
0:29.9	I'm not like slapped but just like it's dark, you're fumbling around and then you're like
0:34.9	oh that's not.
0:36.9	This is my cheek.
0:38.9	Peanuts feel so weird.
0:40.9	They're really soft.
0:41.9	Yeah.
0:42.9	And you're like what is this?
0:44.9	Yeah.
0:45.9	It's cool skin.
0:46.9	It's so cool.
0:47.9	It's like untouched skin.
0:48.9	Yeah.
0:49.9	Except it's been like touched.
0:50.9	Oh wow.
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