Hello, everybody and welcome back to Small Town Murder Express.

Yay and Chutu!

Oh, yay indeed, Jimmy.

Yay, indeed.

My name is James Petro Gallo.

I'm here with my co-host.

I'm Jimmy Wiseman.

Thank you, folks, so much for joining us on this post-Christmas spectacular here.

Hope everybody enjoyed the holiday and had a good time and all that kind of stuff here. We're going to ruin your good time with some murder. But we won't ruin it because it's a crazy story and it's so much fun and it's a wild time. So we're going to get into all of this and more. First of all, head over to Shut Up and Give Me Murder.com. Get your merchandise. Get your tickets for live shows. They're all for sale for

2026. Everything right now at shut up and give me murder.com. kicking off with February 21st

in Nashville. Get those tickets because Nashville is a fast selling city. So get those. Then I'll go

from there. Durham, Atlanta, Phoenix. Again, we have one small town murder and one

your stupid opinions. That's a small, it's a comedy club. It's our smallest venue. We only play it

because that's where we started out. So there you go. So get there. They go fast. Salt Lake City, Denver,

Buffalo, Royal Oak, Michigan, Milwaukee, Minneapolis, Dallas, San Jose, Sacramento, Terry Town, and Boston. So get your tickets right now. We are excited for those shows. Thank you for everyone who came out to shows this year. We had a blast. Unbelievable. Thanks for selling them all out. It's so much fun. Thank you. Shut up and Give Me Murder.com. Get yourself Patreon as well. Oh, yeah. Do yourself a favor this holiday season.

Patreon.com slash crime in sports is where you get all the bonus material.

Anybody $5 a month or above, you're going to get hundreds of back bonus episodes you've never

heard before immediately upon subscription.

Then you get new ones every other week.

One crime in sports, one small town murder, and you get it all. For small town murders this week,

we're going to give you a choice. We're going to do a poll on Patreon. Either there's a mall

collapse that killed a bunch of people or old-timey crimes, which has always requested so much for more of those. Everybody loves those. So you take your choice. That is patreon.com slash crime in sports. P-A-T-R-E-O-N is Patreon, by the way. That said, I think it's time. Oh, wait, you also get everything ad free and you get a shout-out at the end of the show as well. So Patreon's what you want there.

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