We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the

omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 134. E.Z. 1106.

Certificate number 3.1.305.

Bloody Mosay.

If you try to Google Bloody Mo's say, it assumes you mean bloody nose.

He gives you hundreds of...

You made a tie, but most of the time Google's right, I didn't make a title.

Yeah, you don't normally Google Bloody Moes. The and that's because

this is a recently unearthed story from kind of an underserved nook of history which is the kind of thing we like

here on omnibus. This is the kind of thing we want to go into the record.

Sometimes it's whimsical to put these kind of footnote stories into the official record. This is a case where we get to feel very

virtuous. Oh good. For putting the story in. I don't often get to feel that way. You know I we are putting these little

known stories from our time but by virtue of having put them in the omnibus, they become widely known and seemingly

universal stories for future links, right?

So they look back and they go, what do you mean?

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