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🗓️ 27 June 2025
⏱️ 73 minutes
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This week, in Shakopee, Minnesota, a crazy scene unfolds, when witnesses see a man removing a headless body from his car... in the middle of an intersection. He makes an insane excuse that somehow, he beheaded his wife, by accident, but it's obvious that more is going on. The killer has had mental problems for a while, including believing that his eyes have been removed, and cameras have been implanted in his body!!
Along the way, we find out that you should always be wary of roller coasters, that when someone tries to burn themselves alive, they probably need some serious help, and that it's impossible to "accidentally" decapitate someone!!
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0:00.0 | Hello and welcome back to Small Town Murder Express. |
0:19.0 | Yay and Choo! Oh, yay indeed, Express. Yay! And Choo! |
0:22.2 | Oh, yay indeed, Jimmy. |
0:23.7 | Yay indeed. |
0:24.7 | My name is James Petro Gallo. |
0:26.1 | I'm my co-host. |
0:27.5 | I'm Jimmy Whistman. |
0:28.8 | Thank you, folks, so much for joining us today on another absolutely insane episode of Small Town Murder Express. |
0:34.9 | As you know, it's just 10 pounds of murder in a two-pound bag. |
0:38.8 | We had Shibisness last week. |
0:40.7 | And we have someone that could be crazier than Shibisness this week. |
0:45.6 | Oh, boy. |
0:46.7 | Like, they should get married, these two and live forever in... |
0:51.3 | Miserably ever after. |
0:53.0 | An insane matrimony. |
0:55.0 | You know, it's crazy stuff. |
0:56.3 | We'll talk all about it. |
0:57.2 | Before we get to that, though, |
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