Blood Succulents

The Ross Bolen Podcast

Comedy Interviews, Variety, Comedy, Humor, News, Mentalhealth

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2021

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

On Episode 421, Ross and co-host Jared Borislow discover the sad truth behind the succulent craze, learn about the world's fanciest school for fancyboys and fancygirls, implore you to call your grandparents because August is "Call Your Grandparents Month," return to the RBP Impact Initiative, & more.

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0:00.0	but
0:03.3	welcome back
0:04.7	for another episode of the ross bolland podcast i'm ross bolland here is
0:08.1	always with your co-host jared boroslow also
0:11.2	known as
0:12.5	the wise and powerful jaybon jayba
0:15.7	jayba jared uh... recently i was devastated to learn that there's a
0:19.7	horrifying
0:21.1	illegal succulent war
0:23.3	taking place in africa as if we didn't have enough problems here in america
0:26.9	here's another one
0:28.2	that's a joke by the way
0:29.4	we do jokes here
0:30.5	sometimes we do jokes about serious topics in an effort to lessen the
0:33.8	suffering of life
0:35.4	i'm not trying to get on twitter later and have some doofus telling me i'm
0:38.6	insensitive to africa
0:40.4	this is called spreading awareness with humor
0:43.0	healing the world with comedy shouts to boburnam is this like a blood
0:45.9	diamond situation but with succulents
0:48.2	back to our story humorless swine
0:50.9	if you're laughing i'm not talking to you
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