The

Avalon Costello program brought to you by Camel, the cigarette that's first in the

service. Camel stay fresh, cool smoking and slow burning because they're packed to go

around the world. Listen to the music of Freddie rich at his orchestra, the songs of

Connie Hayes, the stars of the Monday Night Flandy program, penny singleton and author

Lake, tonight's guests of Bud Abbott and Lou Costello.

Hey Abbott! Oh there you are Costello. Well why are you late this time? Where's the

game? Oh boy Abbott. I've just got back from the Naval Base of San Diego and I got a

message of great importance for all the sailors, from all the sailors to every woman at

the girl in this audience. Well what is it?

Shut up Costello. What were you doing down at the Naval Base? Oh what was I doing? I was

helping them watch the submarine and they gave me the most important job on the boat.

Really? What was it? Well when the sailors got the submarine ready to dive I ran forward

and held its nose. Then what happened? Then what happened? Then we went and have it 60 feet

in the water. When we got down to the bottom I hopped off and took a walk. You took a walk

in 60 foot of water. And why not? I had my rubbers on. You know after all we have to give

those sailors, oh really we have to give those sailors credit. They're wonderful. Oh

I like sailors too Abbott but I'm really in love with the Marine. You're in love with

the Marine? Yeah. Marine No Harrah. Look, talk sense Costello. Between you and me love

is silly. Between you and me love would be ridiculous. You don't even appeal. I never

mind all of this. Listen we've got important work to do. The government has started a national

waste paper drive and as mayor of Sherman Oaks I mean to collect every scrap of paper

...