Blomeo & Juliet W/ GWAR's Blothar, Maddie Wiener, & Lizzy Cassidy | Bein' Ian with Jordan Ep 162

Bein' Ian with Jordan

Ian Fiance

Comedy

4.6 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

In Episode 162, the Delaware Den gets invaded by the LEGENDARY Blothar from everyone's favorite punk band that plays heavy metal: GWAR! Comedians Lizzy Cassidy & Maddie Wiener join Ian to find out how much he crushes on dating apps, the history of GWAR, & his favorite conspiracy theories. Plus he & Lizzy act out their first date and we get an INCREDIBLE story about the late, great Oderus Urungus. Sub to the Patreon for early episode access and bonus Patreon only episodes/content: https://www.patreon.com/BeinIanpod IAN FIDANCE | WILD HAPPY & FREE | FULL STAND UP SPECIAL: https://youtube.com/watch?v=-30PenMy1O8 JORDAN JENSEN | DEATH CHUNK: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ytsilX-QL3s&t=2s Podcast Merch Here!: https://www.coldcutsmerch.com/collections/bein-ian-with-jordan-podcast -Try your first month of BlueChew for free, just pay $5 for shipping. Use code SKA at https://www.bluechew.com -Support the show and get 10 FREE MEALS from Hello Fresh! Go to HelloFresh.com/SKA10FM Follow Jordan Jensen: @jordanjensenlolstop https://instagram.com/jordanjensenlolstop See Jordan Live! - https://punchup.live/jordanjensen Follow Ian on Twitter, Twitch, and Instagram: @ianimal69 https://instagram.com/ianimal69/ See Ian Live! - https://punchup.live/ianfidance Follor Blothar & GWAR Here: https://www.instagram.com/blothar.of.gwar/ https://www.instagram.com/gwar/ See GWAR on tour! - https://gwar.net/ Follow Maddie Wiener Here: https://https://www.instagram.com/maddietwiener/ See Maddie Live! - https://punchup.live/maddiewiener/ Follow Lizzy Cassidy Here: https://instagram.com/lizzycassidy/ See Lizzy Live! - https://linktrr.ee/lizzycassidy Please RATE, REVIEW, and SUBSCRIBE to Bein Ian with Jordan on all platforms! Produced & Edited by: James Webb https://instagram.com/thechicagopro/ Intro song: “Bein Ian with Jordan” by Wesley Schultz and Ian Fidance Outro song: Title Holder “It Doesn’t Matter” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Telling jokes and having smokes
0:04.0	riding bikes all through the night
0:07.0	It's a wild ride
0:09.0	When you're being in
0:12.0	Coffee ice no matter what
0:17.0	Now you know he likes it in the butt
0:20.0	It's a wild ride
0:22.4	when you're being in
0:24.4	being in
0:26.3	life is shit
0:28.6	but you're positive
0:29.5	let's find out what it's like to live
0:33.0	alive
0:34.3	being in
0:36.2	being in with Jordan Aligh. Being Ian. Being Ian.
0:38.4	With Jordan.
0:43.1	Hi, everybody.
0:45.2	Welcome back to another episode of Be and E.M.
0:47.9	Jordan is out in L.A.
0:51.2	Promoting her special, Take Me Home, September 9th on Netflix. But in the meantime, I got the dream team here. I have the very funny Maddie Weiner and Lizzie Cassidy. Thank you so much, guys, for coming. In order to start the show, we have to blow the show far. Who would like to blow it? Do you want to do it i'm jewish okay go for it are you
1:13.4	i can't think of anything more jewish than not having the long
1:18.5	strike to blow the shofar having too much asthma
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