Blockers (2018)
This Ends at Prom
Brennan Klein
4.8 • 603 Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2024
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
"This is not a big deal. They're teenage girls. They have sex. Do you, like, freak out when you see a bee f*cking a flower?"
Finally, a movie that actually ends at prom! This week the Wives Colangelo are discussing Kay Cannon's criminally underrated parent-child prom night comedy, BLOCKERS. Let us discuss Dad-mode John Cena, honor yet another Kathryn Newton performance, talk about parents needing to learn to let go of their kids, and wonder if this was the the death knell of studio-distributed sex comedies.
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Article Mentioned
Autostraddle: “Blockers” Is Shockingly Sex-Positive, Feminist and Gay (https://www.autostraddle.com/blockers-is-shockingly-sex-positive-feminist-and-gay-417348/)
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Theme Song: The Sonder Bombs 'Title': https://thesonderbombs.bandcamp.com/
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Greetings and salutations. And welcome to This Ends at Prom. |
| 0:05.3 | A coming of age podcast highlighting cinema about or marketed towards teen girls. |
| 0:10.3 | I'm one of your hosts, BJ Colangelo, and I'm joined by my wife. |
| 0:14.6 | Harmony Colangelo, a trans woman who grew up watching none of these movies. |
| 0:18.9 | Is today's movie a Queen Bee? |
| 0:20.9 | Or are we killing the teen dream? |
| 0:23.2 | Get in loser. |
| 0:24.4 | We're analyzing the movies. |
| 0:25.8 | People make fun of us for loving. |
| 0:28.4 | I don't want to be your merch girl. |
| 0:31.5 | I want to be your goddamn idol. |
| 0:35.3 | And I don't want to have to work twice as hard for the same motherfucking title but I |
| 0:42.3 | realize that I probably won't be so lucky. |
| 1:00.5 | Hey, baby, you want to have an eggplant agreement. |
| 1:09.0 | No. |
| 1:10.2 | I have never used the eggplant emoji in my life. |
| 1:13.8 | Here's the thing. |
| 1:14.9 | I don't think I have either, other than to be sarcastic or funny, I don't think I've |
| 1:19.6 | ever genuinely used the eggplant emoji to sex with somebody. |
| 1:24.4 | Maybe it's because I'm adult and I would just be like, hey, girl, let me see that |
| 1:28.1 | dick. Well, yeah, you're direct. You're not being playful and cute because you're not a teenager. |
| 1:33.2 | But also, I don't use that many emojis to begin with, but I have never even as a joke used the |
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