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Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Blind Goose Love Triangle with Dani Fernandez

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.87.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Dani Fernandez joins Kurt and Scotty to discuss stories about a bi-sexual blind goose who was in a love triangle, a mistaken bomb threat at a Home Depot, American Girl using the likeness of an astrophysicist for a doll, a paperboy attacked by a goat, a man rescued after trying to travel to Kentucky on a log, a guy that camped in Disney World during the quarantine, Kim Jong Un getting drunk, and a women who breastfeeds her boyfriend!

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0:00.0

This is Justin from The Generation Y, and we're doing a four-part series

0:03.7

on rambling the story of Khalif Browder, a young boy falsely accused of stealing a backpack

0:08.7

and held at Rikers Island for three years without trial. This story is about a young life caught

0:14.4

in the middle of the justice system. Listen to Generation Y on Amazon Music or wherever you get your

0:19.2

podcasts. I don't think it was a moment of madness. I think it was almost like a business transaction.

0:24.9

The thing that made my sense to him was to get rid of him.

0:28.5

Season nine of 10fold more wicked is now available on exactly right. New episodes every Monday.

0:35.1

Follow the show on Amazon Music, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:40.0

You ready for this, Scotty? Give me a little something. I got to go on for you.

0:44.3

Okay. This might be my favorite so far. Blind by sexual goose stuck in love triangle with two swans

0:54.1

dies aged 40. Oh yeah that is certainly bananas.

1:24.3

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to bananas. I'm Kurt Brown,

1:30.0

owner and I'm Scotty Landis. Yeah I want to get into that one very quickly but first I want to

1:36.1

bring on our very special guest, Kurt. Yeah. And our listing audience to the wonderful Danny Fernandez.

1:43.6

Here I am. You guys can't even see how bright I am. How bright your voice is.

1:50.4

Yes that too. I was saying like how vibrant my clothing is that I have nowhere to go out in but

1:57.6

I want to show y'all. I'm like a neon sign right now. Yeah. Danny as a neon orange. I've

2:04.2

learned how to say orange lately because I'm from Maryland and Kurt some Jersey. So Kurt you probably

2:09.3

also say orange. Orange yeah. And we say orange. How do you say crayon crayon crayon? I don't know.

2:16.6

I'd say it immediately. I immediately say it the way the last person said it.

2:23.4

Oh that's so funny. So it's a problem with like with my I think my personality.

2:30.0

But actually I've been starting to just do like put like some product in my hair and I don't

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