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Joel Osteen Podcast

Blessed Out of Season

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.6976 Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2018

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Blessed Out of Season

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Joe Loos Dean podcast.

0:02.6

Help us continue to share the message of hope

0:05.0

with those all over the world.

0:07.0

Visit joelosdeen.com slash give hope to give a gift today.

0:22.0

We'll God bless you.

0:24.0

It's a joy to come into your homes.

0:26.0

And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part

0:29.0

of one of our services, I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home.

0:33.0

I like to start with something funny and I heard about this country grandmother.

0:37.0

She'd go out on her front porch every morning and thank the Lord for another day.

0:42.0

Her neighbor didn't believe in God.

0:45.0

He'd shout back, there's no such thing as the Lord.

0:48.0

One day, he overheard her asking God to give her groceries for the week.

0:53.0

He snuck over the next morning, put some groceries on her porch.

0:56.0

She came out and said, thank you, Lord, you did it again.

0:59.0

He laughed and laughed and said, God didn't give you those groceries.

1:03.0

I put them there.

1:04.0

She said, Lord, thank you.

1:06.0

You not only brought me the groceries, but you made the devil pay for them.

1:10.0

All right. Say it like you mean it.

1:14.0

This is my Bible.

1:15.0

I am what it says I am.

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