Blemmyes: Jay’s Treasured Cryptid S. 8 Ep. 34
Cryptids Of The Corn
Cryptids of the Corn Podcast
4.6 • 549 Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Mr. E and Jay Clone dust off an old favorite to reveal the true nature of the hidden human race known as the Blemmyes. Hailing from northern Africa, this nomadic race lacks a traditional cranium, having their face seated in their chest. The evidencing of their existence is overwhelming! Fun fact, Mr. E believes in them more than Jay! Get your shields and spears ready to do battle on this episode of Cryptids of the Corn!
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| 0:00.0 | I got stuff for you. |
| 0:02.9 | Holy molly. |
| 0:03.9 | I need to get some snakes and release them around my house. |
| 0:06.4 | But they love eating people. |
| 0:07.9 | They love eating kids. |
| 0:09.1 | These guys are the scientists of the supernatural. |
| 0:13.0 | Lecturers leaving lessons for inquiring laymen. |
| 0:16.7 | They are applying the scientific method to a world that baffles science. |
| 0:21.6 | They are the cryptids of the corn. |
| 0:24.6 | Every day that you open your mouth. |
| 0:26.6 | I know, right? |
| 0:28.6 | I'm more convinced that you're abducted by aliens. |
| 0:30.6 | No. |
| 0:31.6 | And it just stood up. |
| 0:34.6 | I mean, it just kept going and going. And she goes, what the? |
| 0:40.3 | These are idiots. I was laughing, reading this because I already knew how you would feel. |
| 0:44.3 | Idiot. What part of the story fits your balloon? |
| 0:47.3 | Well, this isn't a UFO. But who else has big black wings and red eyes? |
| 0:52.3 | Um, Batman. Well, Mothman. Oh,man well mothman oh yeah mothman well everyone i think |
| 0:58.9 | we know exactly what it is so say it all with me it was the sandville crane would you try it no |
| 1:08.2 | you wouldn't eat it no why because they're probably. There'd be a lot of poop in my pants. I've seen a six-foot alligator go swinging through the air and slam into a tree. Hey, welcome back to the group of your own bug guys. I'm the great Bible mystery. And I, M.J. Clone, 8. today we're going to talk about j's favorite |
| 1:28.6 | cryptid the kappa no your favorite cryptid it's not the kappa well before we get into that |
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