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Hi everybody. You might be wondering why you're hearing from me before an episode even starts.

And it's because cards on the table, we accidentally used somebody's real name in this

episode, which we never do.

We'd change biographical details.

We change cities.

We always change names.

So somebody's name is going to be bleeped out in this episode.

And, oops.

Me, me, me, me, me. Kara is my friend, not my enemy.

Today's petty crime is about a podcast host who doesn't know their fucking place.

Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast where we exclusively investigate non-crimes.

My name is Griff.

I'm Kira.

Hi, Kira.

How are you?

I'm good.

Griff's got a big shit eating grin on because he's got exciting exciting news it's only because I just ate a lot of shit

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