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Hysteria
Hysteria
4.7 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 23 May 2024
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Trump doesn’t know what to do about birth control, we love Texas Rep. Jasmine Crockett’s Clapback Collection, Kansas City Chiefs’ Harrison Butker gives a sexist commencement speech — and Eddie Vedder is having none of it — and more in news. Then, former Teen Mom producer Kenda Greenwood Moran joins for a retrospective interview on the MTV show. Finally, Sani-Petty.
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Show Notes
Trump says he will ‘never advocate’ for contraception restrictions after earlier saying he’s ‘looking at’ them (Politico 5/21)
Among Gov. Youngkin's record vetoes: A bill that would have protected contraception in Virginia (WUSA9 5/20)
We’ll Protect Both Life and IVF: A Senate bill to clear up confusion after an Alabama Supreme Court ruling. By Ted Cruz and Katie Boyd Britt (WSJ Op-Ed 5/19)
The GOP's IVF Lie (Jess Valenti)
Nevada abortion rights group says it has enough signatures on petition for ballot measure (ABC NEWS 5/20)
At Justice Alito’s House, a ‘Stop the Steal’ Symbol on Display (NYT 5/16)
“Bad-Built Butch Body” Is Trademarked—and MTG Is Not Handling It Well (The New Republic 5/21)
Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder joins chorus railing against Harrison Butker: ‘Such a f***ing p***y’ (Awful Announcing 5/20)
Study: MTV’s ‘16 and Pregnant’ led to fewer teen births (CNN 2014)
Why Are People Mad About Ms. Rachel’s Save the Children Campaign? (The Cut 5/17)
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and I'm a very sad Alyssa Mesta Monica. |
| 0:07.0 | Alyssa, |
| 0:13.0 | Mastromonica. |
| 0:14.0 | Alyssa, why are you sad? |
| 0:15.0 | Aaron, you have news. |
| 0:17.0 | I have news. I'm going away on maternity leave, |
| 0:20.0 | and this is my last show until I come back. |
| 0:24.4 | So hold it down, Alyssa. |
| 0:26.5 | Aaron, I will try to ably hold down the fort. |
| 0:29.5 | Oh, yeah, I'm taking some time off to birth and keep a tiny baby alive and I will be back mid-August |
| 0:38.2 | is my target. |
| 0:39.5 | But in the meantime, guys, we have a blockbuster lineup. We have some good people we have some fun |
| 0:46.2 | we're not going to tell you about it now because you need to wait and find out but |
| 0:48.9 | it's going to be so good because Alyssa Master Monaco is better than |
| 0:52.1 | literally anybody else I've ever met at making friends |
| 0:56.0 | and getting people to want to do things with her. |
| 0:59.0 | Thank you. |
| 1:00.0 | So I feel like listeners you are going to be so excited by the time the middle of August |
| 1:04.8 | rules around you're going to be like errand who? Oh it's the doldrums of the summer |
| 1:08.6 | I'll be like alyssa who. We're not going to know who we are, none of us. You're listening to Hysteria, the podcast for people who's Kendrick v. Drake is |
| 1:26.6 | Jasmine Crockett v. Marjorie Taylor Green. Reporting for duty. |
| 1:29.9 | Reporting for duty, and I'm glad MTG is in the Drake position in that versus because |
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