Hello and I'm a very sad Alyssa Mesta Monica.

Alyssa,

Mastromonica.

Alyssa, why are you sad?

Aaron, you have news.

I have news. I'm going away on maternity leave,

and this is my last show until I come back.

So hold it down, Alyssa.

Aaron, I will try to ably hold down the fort.

Oh, yeah, I'm taking some time off to birth and keep a tiny baby alive and I will be back mid-August

is my target.

But in the meantime, guys, we have a blockbuster lineup. We have some good people we have some fun

we're not going to tell you about it now because you need to wait and find out but

it's going to be so good because Alyssa Master Monaco is better than

literally anybody else I've ever met at making friends

and getting people to want to do things with her.

Thank you.

So I feel like listeners you are going to be so excited by the time the middle of August

rules around you're going to be like errand who? Oh it's the doldrums of the summer

I'll be like alyssa who. We're not going to know who we are, none of us. You're listening to Hysteria, the podcast for people who's Kendrick v. Drake is

Jasmine Crockett v. Marjorie Taylor Green. Reporting for duty.

Reporting for duty, and I'm glad MTG is in the Drake position in that versus because

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