The Treehouse Episode 43 Blazing Salads with Danny Baker and me Louise Pepper.

Yes, it is a very good morning to everybody. Here we go again with another five hours of fun.

For Old and Young, without the slightest hint of vulgarity. And the reason I increased the imaginary

length of the show, perhaps a very good morning to you, perhaps, is because we have an

avalanche of stuff not only from the steamed and pressed listenership, but the usual preamble I give

to the show, which I try to make as concise as possible. Which I was sitting upstairs and going

through the usual bureaus I look at and thinking, no, not another one, not another one, not another one.

So I'll probably spread them out over the next few programs. You've never heard us before.

Well, we knuckle straight down to the show and what we try to do is take a deed poll with people's

opinions and anecdotes of the ages for the ages. Scrutinise. Scrutinise with an intense scrut.

But for instance, here we, I can tell you this and already here we are spreading out in all

directions, perhaps. The shower I have is having before the show, if you can bear to sustain such a

revolting thought. The shower I was having before the show, I wrote a song in the shower and I

don't need to do with it. It is one of the great earworms of all time. It makes fake potato,

look like a lot of fuss about nothing. I may at some point, if we get slow, bring you a brand new

song. Now people put that another way, the only song I've ever written. This is strange because

that relates to my story of a dream that we had one of our topics is about dreams. I dreamt

last week that I was with my mum and we were listening to a 60s sort of mercy beat tune. I had never

heard it before and it was a really good song and my mum said in the dream, oh I learned to play

the guitar to this, my mum's never played the guitar in her life. And I woke up and I suddenly

thought I wrote a song in that dream. I had never heard that song. That's how yesterday I got

going. I wrote that song. Now I couldn't tell you a note or a word of it, but I had a moment of

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