Blasphemous To The Future

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

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4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Sponsor: ⁠Quantum Energy Squares⁠ — 10g of protein, 100mg caffeine. Use code FREAK for 25% off. On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Sponsor: QuantumSquares.com – Get 25% Off With Promo Code FREAK 00:19:20 Introduction 02:21:11 What The Hell Does This Listener Sponsor Want? 03:26:08 The Wheel Of Misery Returns 07:39:11 A New DV Number To Remember: 4-HAIRYCUNT […]

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0:00.0	Today's episode of Distorted View Daily is brought you by Quantum Energy Squares, 100 milligrams of caffeine and 10 milligrams of protein in every single square.
0:11.5	2,500 5-star reviews can't be wrong.
0:13.8	Use promo code Freak to get 25% off your order at Quantum Squares.com.
0:20.7	Hey, Freaks, it's Monday, October 20th,
0:22.9	2020 coming up on the program today,
0:25.0	traveling back in time to gun down Jesus.
0:27.6	Plus, a gas pump nozzle is the perfect tool
0:29.9	to scratch your dank, crusty asshole,
0:31.9	a Washington monument length of toilet paper
0:34.1	for you, not them.
0:35.9	And what does a full, luscious pubic bush have to do with this podcast?
0:39.2	Find out today.
0:43.9	Learn Spanish, the distorted viewway.
0:47.5	Eat me.
0:48.8	Come me.
0:50.5	Eat me.
0:52.0	Come me.
0:53.2	Eat shit and die. Come. Eat shit and die.
0:55.0	Come your mireda and die.
0:58.0	Eat shit and die.
1:01.0	Come your mireda and die.
1:03.0	Fuck you.
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