Blank Tank (Lower Decks S5E9)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2024
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
When it’s time to check back in with Captain William Boimler, he’s lost his love for hunting quantum fissures and he’s fed up with derivative multiverse characters. But when a two-pip Harry Kim shows up on board the Anaximander, it’s an alternate Mustard Mariner with the engineering skills to save the day. Who enjoyed colonoscopy prep more? When did movie trailers change forever? What’s the name of Starfleet’s official support garment? It’s the episode that’s blowing minds and blowing assholes!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, before the show today, Adam and I just wanted to remind you that second contact, our three-episode series of live shows in which we revisit and reassess classic episodes of TNG are still available through the end of the year. |
| 0:14.7 | But after that, like the nubbinbugs, you'll never be heard from again. So let me tell you, these are beautifully produced video streams that are really fucking funny, |
| 0:23.5 | fun to watch. |
| 0:24.4 | The FODs who have already seen them have said such nice things to us about them. |
| 0:28.6 | You're not going to want to miss these shows. |
| 0:30.3 | It's $15 for a single episode and $30 for all three. |
| 0:34.6 | Plus, you can get a further discount if you're a max fund member. |
| 0:38.6 | Check your email for that. |
| 0:39.9 | I'm so pleased with how they came out, and I think you're really going to enjoy them. |
| 0:44.1 | GreatestgenTur.com, and hey, they make a great gift. |
| 0:47.5 | Stream these shows before they're gone by going to greatest gentour.com. |
| 0:53.5 | My friends, the great experiment |
| 0:56.0 | down on the bar, decks, decks, |
| 0:58.2 | hit it. |
| 0:59.0 | TREC. |
| 1:00.0 | Did you look at that? |
| 1:01.6 | The greatest trick, |
| 1:04.5 | you're all. |
| 1:06.6 | astronauts are some kind of star. |
| 1:08.6 | TREC, the greatest TREC. |
| 1:13.5 | Welcome to Greatest Trek new Star Trek podcast from the makers of the greatest generation. |
| 1:18.2 | I'm Adam Branica. |
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