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The Toast

Blame, Shame & The Farbissina Punim: Friday, March 29th, 2024

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

  1. Beyonce's Cowboy Carter Is Here! (PEOPLE) (15:36)
  2. Billie Eilish drags 'big artists' like Taylor Swift for releasing multiple versions of albums in 'wasteful packaging' (Page Six) (28:25)
  3. Gypsy Rose Blanchard separates from husband 3 months after prison release (Page Six) (35:00)
  4. Conjoined twin Abby Hensel is now married (TODAY) (40:59)
  5. Punxsutawney Phil Shocks Caretakers by Welcoming 2 Surprise Baby Groundhogs with His Wife Phyllis (PEOPLE) (46:17)
  • Queenie and Weenie of The Week (52:30)
  • Employee of The Month (57:10)


The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials.

0:03.0

millennials.

0:04.0

Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday.

0:06.4

Congratulations.

0:07.8

Congrats, good.

0:09.5

Hope everybody's sort of, you know, feeling proud of themselves, tapping themselves on the backs.

0:14.0

Mazzletove, congrats, you did it.

0:16.6

It doesn't really feel like a Friday.

0:18.3

I haven't entered that Friday head space yet.

0:20.0

I hate to be like an ungrateful wench because I feel like every day we get on the show and we're like

0:24.0

just hoping and wishing it would be Friday. Hutton and fishing and loving every day and then we get here and I don't know I don't want to be like

0:30.9

ungrateful biting the hand that feeds and it's kind of like not it's just not giving the good

0:36.2

it's not giving what it needs to be giving you know what I mean and I think that's just the nature of life like you

0:39.8

anticipate so long for something to come and then it comes and it just kind of sucks

0:43.6

and I'm not saying today sucks I'm just saying it's not what I thought it would be.

0:47.0

It's not the joyous occasion that it usually is maybe by the end of this episode

0:50.8

we'll have gotten into the Friday spirit realizing at the weekend is upon us.

0:55.0

I mean I could actually pinpoint why today's not giving positive energy and I don't want to start

0:58.8

out complaining but like I'm going through a lot.

1:01.3

Okay well you have to speak your truth. I slice my finger open yesterday

1:04.8

like being an animal with my rotisserie chicken I was just eating it like so

1:08.6

beast-like Neanderthal like that I slice really bad, the knife went, oh my God, it hurts so bad.

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