Blame It On The A-A-A-ALIENS!!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2022

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

An Alabama Corrections Officer had a 2 year relationship with an inmate convicted of murder and attempted murder. After selling her home and resigning from her job she assisted the inmate as he escaped. Now her and the 6 foot 9 inch tall inmate are on the run. Bryan and Krissy bet he will be caught! Short men are taking to breaking their legs to gain 2-3 inches in height...short men everywhere are cheering! Finally, a woman in NJ is claiming to be a surrogate for Aliens. That is the least strange part of the story. Bryan and Krissy review and discuss. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	The box was a gift from someone I can't say that I carried cocaine in it. No, you can't say that you carried cocaine in that box?
0:08.1	No, but it looks like you would fit some cocaine.
0:15.4	On this episode of the commercial break
0:18.6	KC white stands six foot nine inches tall and weighs about 260 pounds
0:28.0	six feet nine no KC white the guy okay, although that was her the sheriff's offer officer has six nine six foot fucking nine. Yeah, that's basketball level. That's crazy. How tall that guy?
0:41.2	How do you hide us six foot nine human being?
0:44.6	Which is awesome. I'm like, yeah, fucking cares into short whatever, you know, there's a couple of them
0:50.1	It's a scene a couple of these shows where I think the girls are really attractive. I'm like on this or an attractive women, right?
0:55.1	I'm gonna sell their size, but for a man personality in their their mind. Yeah, that's too
1:04.2	That's the first explanation I always go to the doctor who drank the rest of the milk
1:12.4	God damn aliens
1:17.8	Where are my keys
1:19.8	Yeah, fucking aliens
1:26.5	The next episode of the commercial break starts now
1:34.6	Yeah, guys, again, welcome back to another episode of the commercial break
1:39.2	I'm Brian green. This is Kristen Joy. Hopefully best to you, Kristy. That's a you Brian
1:44.2	Best of you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us. I'll get another episode of this
1:48.9	The commercial break when you live in the guaranteed
1:53.6	We're just talking about this
1:56.1	Insane I'm against it's not so insane because it happens all the time, but this story about this Alabama. Yep
2:02.8	Prison guard who helped this apparently
2:08.5	I mean all evidence
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