Whoa, hey everyone. I was just cutting my toenails, like some hot girl shit right there.

I will be coming to a city near you soon, peddling my wares and trying to get my dead dad to love me you know where to go

when you come he's dot com back are we rolling okay you had a compliment for me

and you almost tried to you almost tried to say it when we weren't rolling.

Sabotage.

Greg Fitzsimmons said you did quite well in the arena and that you really were like killed and everyone was like, wow, Whitney killed it.

That's nice.

Yeah.

Do you think that like when a girl comic kills, it's like a story?

Whereas it's like a soon.

Oh yeah, you know what I mean?

Cool, thanks.

Like I love them. Well, the shock, wow, thanks. Like I love them. Well the shock, wow great. Yeah. Everyone's talking about how hard I killed on the bird tour, but it's like that's my job. Yeah. Like that's not. Yeah, you're like I'm a goddamn'm a goddamn professional I've been doing this for

years like no one's saying like Fitzsimmons murder yeah yeah yeah yeah

like can you imagine if I didn't yeah it's great. It's really good. Yeah, but no, thanks for carrying the rest of us on your back

Because otherwise maybe no one would ever come to another show for the rest of us after.

Well it is so... Do you love all that pressure on you?

Oh, yeah.

I just, I, it is still so wild to me how shocked, like know in the Bert tour we did I don't remember it was and I came

upstairs and I was like you murdered and I'm like what did you think was going to happen

I love that that's your reaction that's so great what did you think I'm going to happen out there. I love that that to your reaction that's so great. What did you think I was going to go? Thank you. Oh my God, that me, yeah. Also, I know. I was there. I know. I know what happened like I don't need you to tell me that went well either because like I don't I don't

Oh did you did you think I Yeah, it doesn't matter.

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