Blair Socci and Arden Myrin
Wrong Turns with Jameela Jamil
Jameela Jamil
4.7 • 3.8K Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2026
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
Comedians Arden Myrin (The Righteous Gemstones, Shameless, and host of Will You Accept This Rose?) and Blair Socci (Comedy Central, CBS, Bob’s Burgers, and host of Spaced Out with Blair Socci) join Jameela for an episode that immediately reveals itself to be a twin flame friendship.
From the very first minute, dignity packs its bags.
Blair shares a laundromat incident involving a forgotten vibrator, a Catholic school gray sweatpants catastrophe, and a UTI so severe it required meeting a boyfriend’s entire extended family in the emergency room. Arden counters with a black diamond ski slope humiliation that derailed a teenage crush, plus candy theft, DayQuil disasters, and the kind of adolescent yearning that makes you believe walking past a video store sixty times a day is completely normal.
Along the way, the three of them unpack bladder betrayal, edible miscalculations, shame spirals, crush delusions, and the deeply spiritual power of simply owning your humiliation before anyone else can weaponize it.
It’s chaos. It’s confession. It’s extremely bonded feminine energy.
And it’s what happens when you realize that common sense was chasing you, but you were faster.
Jameela's Substack is A Low Desire To Please, you can also find her on Instagram, TikTok and YouTube.
Our consulting producer is Colin Anderson.
Wrong Turns was created and produced by Jameela Jamil and Stewart Bailey.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to wrong turns, the show where dignity goes to die, where we tell terrible tales of woe to make you feel better about your own lives. |
| 0:19.1 | Joining me this week, I have fabulous comedian and actress from shows like The Righteous Gemstones, Marvelous Mrs. Maidle, and Shameless. She hosts The Bachelor-themed podcast, Will You Accept This Rose? And you can see her now on one of the biggest comedies in the world. Freebert on Netflix is Ardenneurie. Hi, thanks for having me. Thank you. Hi. Oh, my God. As you were talking, I just remembered another embarrassing thing. Oh, great. You're in the right place. We also have with us. I'm thrilled to welcome an actress and comedian who's appeared on CBS, NBC, Comedy Central, and Bob's Burgers. You can watch her comedy special live from The Big Dog on YouTube. And she hosts the podcast |
| 0:55.1 | Spaced Out with Blair Socky. It's Blair fucking Socky. I've never been happier to be somewhere. |
| 1:01.6 | I really, you know, everything leading up to this brings me to this podcast. |
| 1:05.2 | Oh, perfect. |
| 1:06.0 | Or dignity goes to that. We've been in training. Yeah. It's kind of become a graveyard of everyone's secrets. Right. Not just ours, but the publics as well. Like, their stories have absolutely killed me. It's really, it makes me feel better when it's like, oh, I'm not the only one. I'm not the only person that has survived these days. That's exactly the point. Yeah. Yeah. It's misery loves company. Or maybe reshaming, but being comfortable with the shame. We're leaning into it. |
| 1:31.2 | Sure. survive these things. That's exactly the point. It's misery loves company. Or maybe reshaming, |
| 1:28.5 | but being comfortable with the shame. We're leaning into it. We're not trying to make anyone feel |
| 1:33.5 | better about their own problems. We're trying to make other people feel smug. Yes. Okay. I like that. |
| 1:39.2 | That's the gift of the show. Thank you. I'm Gandhi. I'm basically Gandhi. |
| 1:44.8 | I want to get a sense of kind of what you would consider humiliations. |
| 1:48.9 | So I always ask everyone for early micro-humiliations. |
| 1:53.2 | Could you guys bless me with some of those? |
| 1:55.6 | Should we start with you, Blair? |
| 1:57.1 | Oh, Blame. |
| 1:57.8 | Okay. |
| 2:19.2 | Well, gosh, I don't know if you guys are going to consider this a micro or macro, but there was this time I was, I was still living in New York at the time. And I took my laundry out, you know, so I didn't have to do the quarters. |
| 2:21.3 | At first I was like, who takes their laundry out? |
| 2:23.6 | You guys are like so snooty as Falkia. |
| 2:26.6 | But then I realized everyone did it and it was actually really affordable. |
| 2:27.0 | Yeah. |
| 2:33.8 | So then I drop it off one day and it's like this place literally right across the street. |
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