Blair Carlyle (Uncle Pappy)
You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes
Lemonada Media
4.5 • 9K Ratings
🗓️ 21 January 2026
⏱️ 136 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Lemonada |
| 0:02.0 | You made weird, you made it weird, you made it weird, oh yeah, you made it weird, yes you made it weird, you made it weird, yeah, you made it weird with Pete Holmes. |
| 0:22.5 | What's happening, weirdos? |
| 0:24.4 | This is Blair Carlyle. |
| 0:27.1 | Who's Blair Carlyle, you say? |
| 0:28.7 | Well, this is kind of a scoop. |
| 0:33.6 | Blair Carlyle is Uncle Pappy, who I love. |
| 0:41.5 | He is a dose, a daily dose of sunshine on social media. He's the shirtless old man in glasses with the mustache who's usually floating in a lagoon and tells us all to have a great day |
| 0:48.0 | or look at the positive. Like wisdom. Real, I made it sound trite. I can't quite do it. But he does it and he he does it brilliantly. And Blair reached out to me, and he's like, you're not going to believe this, but I'm 30 years old. And I'm an improviser and a real person who made this character a little bit like Pee Wee Herman. And I started posting it. He'll tell you the whole story here. That's why you're here. The story of Uncle Pappy, the story of Blair Carlisle, I'm glad you're here. If you don't follow Uncle Pappy on social, if you follow Blair, do it. It's a dose of sunshine, and we need that. And I'm so glad that he took the time to come in and make it weird. It's a delight. |
| 1:28.4 | I'm so glad y'all, y'all are here. So thank you for joining us. Not too much to plug. |
| 1:34.3 | As I always say, on my end, I am going to be, well, let's see, this comes out next week. |
| 1:40.0 | So that means North Carolina. Well, actually, January 21st, I'm in Largo. I'm at Largo in Los Angeles. |
| 1:46.6 | North Carolina, South Carolina, Miami, Michigan, Irving, Texas, Madison, Wisconsin, Denver, Colorado. |
| 1:53.3 | Those are my tour dates. They're all on Pete Homes.com. |
| 1:55.8 | Regardless of when you hear this episode, my tour dates are always on petehomes.com. |
| 1:59.6 | So I hope to see you out on the road |
| 2:01.4 | and thank you to everybody who's been coming out. The shows have been awesome. In the meantime, |
| 2:06.5 | enjoy my chat with the incredible Blair, Uncle Pappy, Carlis. Get into it. |
| 2:15.5 | Hey there, it's Julia Louis Dreyfuss. I'm back with a new season of Wiser Than Me, |
| 2:21.2 | the show where I sit down with remarkable older women and soak up their stories, their humor, |
| 2:27.9 | and their hard-earned wisdom. Every conversation leaves me a little smarter and definitely more inspired. |
| 2:35.4 | And yes, I'm still calling my 91-year-old mom, Judy, to get her take on it all. |
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