Blacking Out at My College Graduation

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2023

⏱️ 43 minutes

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With graduation ceremonies happening across the globe, Chris shares a storytime about his NYU graduation, confesses about blacking out at Yankee Stadium and crying at Radio City Music Hall, chats Hawaiian vacations, asks Justin if he’s tying the knot, gives us the behind-the-scenes of his battle with an ingrown hair, listens to wild graduation stories, and plays a Mad Libs game thanks to ChatGPT to create the perfect commencement speech. Dad Grass is offering our listeners 20% off your first order when you go to http://DADGRASS.COM/UNHINGED. DONATE to support The Education Trust and College Possible: https://edtrust.org/what-you-can-do/donate/ https://secure2.convio.net/cp1/site/Donation2?idb=1336710449&df_id=3110&mfc_pref=T&3110.donation=form1#038;mfc_pref=T&3110.donation=form1 Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens Follow Chris: https://www.instagram.com/chrisklemens/ Follow Big Spark Studios: https://www.instagram.com/bigsparkstudios Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Submit Charitable Shoutout: https://forms.gle/6GSAoacSoepsZ5v47 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Childhood should be fun. Don't let bed wetting spoil that.
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0:31.0	A Big Spark Studios original.
0:36.0	Hello.
0:43.0	Sorry, there was like something in my coffee and I was like, what is that? Get out of here.
0:56.0	Hey, everybody, what's up? And welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clemens.
1:00.0	Be sure to subscribe to Unhinged with Chris Clemens wherever you get your podcast.
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1:13.0	Today's a very exciting morning because one of my dreams came true.
1:16.0	I had an ingrown hair on my face. Let me actually backtrack really quick.
1:23.0	I always see these like tick tocks of these like pimple popper people, these ppp's.
1:30.0	They always are like getting the longest Rapunzel hair out of someone's skin.
1:35.0	And I'm like, oh, why can't that be me? Why can't I have flawed skin like everybody else?
1:42.0	And I woke up and I was shaving and I was like, well, what is that right here?
1:46.0	And it turns out an ingrown hair.
1:48.0	It also turns out I now have a crater on my face because I just went the fucking.
1:52.0	It was not what I thought it was going to be.
1:55.0	And yeah, it's like when I was like the 10.
2:00.0	I was like, I just want braces because you can like put colored bands on them.
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