Oh, mention Never Take a Paternity League.

Not because there's anything wrong with taking care of the family,

but because you don't want people to think you're a lesbian.

Okay.

I didn't read the end of that, dude.

Hold on.

Hold on. My guest today is a professional comedian with a tour called Jokes for Humans.

But the yes or no game is no laughing matter.

This is very, very serious and I intend to win against my guest, John

Christ. Let's do it, brother. John, thank you for being here. We shake hands? For now,

we'll see how the game goes. If you want to play the game, not against John, he won't come to your

house, but you can play against your friends and family, dailywire.com slash shop.

You can get the expansion packs. You can't get my drink, but you can probably find that at the

liquor store. I have to have scotch today. You got to have scotch. This is new. This is new. Usually,

I have a martini. I have a martini. And I don't want to call anyone out or anything, but my assistant Molly broke my glass. It's her fault. It is her and I'm...

I was thinking this is a power play because you normally...

And I was thinking maybe if you... This is a little stronger.

You were maybe a little bit more nervous about this.

Well, I am. It's very hard to keep up with a comedian.

See, I'm already on top. I'm already on top.

This is a glass of pure vodka. Straight. And people

drink it with pebble ice. That's very. A little vodka slushy. You know, you're like, I've never seen

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