What's up everybody, Shulti here. Now before we start the episode, I just want to address what's obviously running through everybody's mind, which is the tragic death of Kobe Bryant and his daughter Gigi and the other people in that helicopter.

The episode you're about to hear was recorded last week, so it was recorded before the tragic events transpired. Obviously we had no clue, so it's not addressed. I just want to give a little message here in the beginning of the episode.

You guys know that we're thinking about it and that we will address it on the Patreon episode coming up and the next episode after that we'll make sure that we grieve Kobe together as the Assault Army will always do.

It's just a constant reminder, man. Death is a constant reminder of the most valuable things in life. One of the things that took away from it is that with sports, especially with athletes, you can hate an athlete irrationally.

You can hate an athlete just because he plays in a different city than the one that you're from and the one you live in. And oftentimes that hate interrupts your ability to appreciate their greatness.

I just refuse to let hate interrupt my ability to appreciate someone's greatness.

Whether that's in sports or podcasting or comedy, I don't care. I'm not going to let rivalry or competition stop me from appreciating how great people are in this very short and not promise time we have on this earth.

We love y'all. Thank y'all so much for riding with us. We're definitely going to talk about Kobe and share Kobe stories and have a great time reminiscing on that.

But for now, enjoy this episode. We have two my favorite people on me, no Hassan from ESPN and Van Lathen, Van Lathen, formerly at TMZ and about to go on and do great things.

And yeah, man, just enjoy the laughs. Enjoy these last because right now we all need them. Peace.

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A DM. You're a manager on the DM. What he didn't hit me on the DM. His girl hit me on the DM. Okay. I got a weird DM like yo, Tray Cuss is in jail.

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