Hey folks, I'm Dave Holmes. Welcome to our very first episode ever of troubled waters. This is exciting.

It was international waters, now it's troubled waters. What's the difference? Well, on international

waters, we pit countries against each other, typically the U.S. versus the U.K., but the more we thought

about it, the more we realized how limiting that model was, because there's just so much else that divides us.

This is a show for quirks and the quotidian things that we disagree on.

Every episode, we're going to figure out a bone of contention among our four guests.

We're going to split them into teams of two.

Then each team will square off in a pop culture battle royale.

The winners get to take home with them the right to be right.

Welcome to Troubled Waters.

Why? Yay. Yay! It was a dark and stormy night. Oh, no.

The sea was angry that day. That's my troubled waters is.

That's actually not at all with this. Whoops, my bad. Yeah, sorry. That voice that you just heard is improviser and my good pal, Lisa Linky.

Hello. How are you? Listen, I'm recovering from this thing that's going around. It's like three weeks long. So I sound like to mean more.

And if you've never seen me, that's what I look like too.

So what was the thing?

Describe the thing.

It's like a bronchial fuck your life kind of thing.

Oh, boy.

My brother, it turned into walking pneumonia for him.

And he just got out of the hospital.

Holy cow.

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