Hey, hey, hey, hey, short rounds of Benson Burners. My name is Doug, and I love minis.

This is Doug loves minis.

The show that loves a good music festival coming to you from Delmar, California, on a beautiful,

beautiful September day, September 16, 2016, to be precise.

I am just hanging out at the hotel with the window open, watching a Jude Law movie on mute.

It's got Jude Law, it's got Ben Mendelssohn, it's got some subtitles,

it's got Scoot McNary, and I still couldn't tell you what it's called.

But anyway, it's on mute, because I'm talking to you guys. I'm performing

this afternoon at 4.45 at the Kaboo K-A-A-B-O-O music festival at the Humor Me stage, 445 this afternoon. So I somehow feel like anybody listening

to this right now is not going to be able to get to Del Mar on time. But do try. Come for the

whole festival. I'm here all weekend. Brian Possein's on tomorrow night. Sarah Silverman's on tomorrow night.

Hall in Oates tonight.

Garfunkel in Oates on Sunday.

Lots of great music and comedy.

I haven't been yet.

This is the second caboo.

But they actually have an indoor venue for the stand-up. I can't wait to see it,

because most festivals just put you in a fucking tent, and then you get a really loud,

like you're next door to the metal stage.

Cypress Hill on Sunday.

Oh my God.

You're going to have to miss gin blossoms today to watch me,

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