You're listening to Robert Kelly's, you know what, dude, on the Riotcast network,

Riotcast.

Come.

Oh, shit.

Oh, that's the way to start a show, swallow your own fucking spit.

I just swore. That a oh my god I'm not going to become as popular as other

shows because I'm fucking swearing fucking too much fucking Bobby other shows

don't fucking swear that's why they're more fucking popular they talk about

interesting topics like fucking the moon landing and

fucking sauce on fucking wings suck it we it. We're going to talk about nothing tonight.

Cool, cool. Yes. Starting out, welcome to the show. All my fans, all the fucking dudes, you know what a dude is.

Yeah, you're a dude when you feel like shit, you're sad, lonely, fucked up.

Your friends suck, family blows.

Your girlfriend doesn't like anymore.

Or even if your girlfriend does like you,

even if you got good friends, even if you got abs,

and you still feel like shit, you're a dude.

That's what a dude is.

All right?

You're not the top of the heap. You're right in the middle somewhere, hovering.

Fucking never gonna make it to your goals. You're never gonna achieve your full dreams, but a variation of it.

Okay? You're going to have to watch people like fucking

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